Moon Cat
 

Aged 36 and very Libran (or am I, can't decide). Left drab job last year cos of illness and so am an unemployed bum at the moment and skint to the point that prostitution or clever crime capers involving model cars on maps, stripey shirts, bags o swag and ludicrous billions are looking attractive propositions. Hight, about 5'5", weight usually 91/2 to 10 depending on beer and crap food intake. Hair; Reddy Brown winter, Blonder summer tsk.. Eyes; Brown. Skin; Pale. Bottom; pert. Don't drive and have no wheels. A real catch!
Loves in life revolve mostly around music, films, readin and writin' (Mr Blair would be so pleased), fine times with good company, arty farty things, going out for walks and gettin a bit pagan on my ass. I also dress like a ponce, draw on my face and like to go out dancin so all the gurlz think I'm fantastic...or something. I also like psychoactive voyagin' (as opposed to face chewin and gurnin'), the odd toot on a pipe and fine wines. Like hot n' spicy dins too.
Single and live alone...am practically a Morrissey lyric made flesh; in fact I imagine the Pope sees more action than me. Gah !
Loathes in life include; The usual bad things no one likes on HH. Poop Idol and the attendent bollocks. Ditto Big Brother. Cucumber, beetroot, carrots. Being crap at things. Attracting madness ( a real talent of mine). Lapses in confidence getting in the way. Too much negative shit floating around. Drab domestic things. Really rude, arrogant people. Scrotes and drunken packs of nob heads running around. General narrow mindedness, especially when combined with snobbery. The wrong twiglets.
That's me mostly. Have a nice day viewers!

Best wishes
Moon Cat.